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Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the town
Not a Lobon was robbin', not even a prowl.
The guns were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Klaus would bring their fair share!

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The Police were nestled all snug in their beds,
Playing with night vision, eating donuts instead!
The Jackal in his crib, and I in my cell
I now settled down to that really bad smell.

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When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my cell bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the barred window I struggled and slipped,
And there was bad santa! Angry and pissed!

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He was tactical, ready and loaded to fuck!
You could tell he was ready, his chest rig magged up!
A glint of his weapon and a nod of his head,
Soon let me to know I had everything to dread!

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He spoke not a word, and racked his bolt back,
As he lifted his AK and inserted a mag,
He sprang to his sleigh, and grabbed his grenades,

'It's time for Klaus to meet his demise!'...

18th December 2022 - 'Christmas with Klaus'
Swynnerton MOD - Stone. ST15 0QN

10am till 5pm.
(Gates open 7am)
£40 per person -
Over 18's only!
Online Booking required (£10+Fees)

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TEAMS

SANTAS LITTLE HELPERS
OD GREEN /
DRESSED AS AN ELF!

 

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LOS LOBONS GANG
RED WITH OPTIONAL
SANTA HATS!

 

OVER £2500 WORTH OF
XMAS PRIZES TO BE WON ...

AS LONG AS SANTA GETS HIS SACK BACK!

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Best Dressed team player gets a Limited Edition GC Prize!
Note: This is how Klaus would like you to dress, not how you are suppose to dress! Safety first!

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